Unfortunately Bryan.

Inspired by the eminent Mr Meyer, I give you “Unfortunately Bryan“.

For the uninitiated, the current craze is to search your name on Google, prepending it with “Unfortunately”. Try it for yourself…

Unfortunately, Bryan was one of those. Of course, at this time, we did not know that or realize just how deadly this was for him.

Why do people always think that?

Unfortunately, Bryan was no Bible scholar, and the grilling cross-examination to which Darrow subjected Bryan revealed his ignorance of scientific discoveries as well.

I admit the Bible thing but I’m pretty good with science normally

Unfortunately, Bryan was detained in the Airport for hours during an Italian Bank Holiday.

…and it’s bad enough trying to get a flight there at the best of times.

Unfortunately, Bryan then proceeds to informs the Austrian Ambassador that the note “means no harm, but had to be written in order to pacify excited public opinion.”

Me and my international diplomacy…

Unfortunately, Bryan has learned over and over again how true that really is.

A certain truth in this one.

Unfortunately, Bryan missed four close shots and opened up hitting only 1 of 10.

Sorry I missed my round, I was in the bathroom.

Well, unfortunately, Bryan, time has run away on us, rather.

Story of my life.

Unfortunately Bryan’s car was still not ready so once again we had only 4 cars.

Guess I got out of driving to the gig again.

Unfortunately, Bryan will not be with us for this show but we’ll make do and mend…

Like you’ll miss me…

Unfortunately, Bryan’s dream of navigating the Trinity River from Dallas to the Gulf of Mexico for trade purposes ran aground.

The Rat Pack Tour gets in the way again…

Unfortunately, Bryan stays with his recent trend of wimpy songs.

Well apparently I am “one of those”.

Unfortunately Bryan gave the enemies of God the opening they had sought to publicly discredit the authority of the Bible.

I told you I wasn’t so good with the Bible.